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Recent Notable Shows:

Five Years of the BKSG Show!

Listen to the May 24th, 2008 Show (MP3)

Listen to the May 24th 2003 Show (MP3)

Now You Judge... what has FIVE YEARS done to/for BKSG?

December 29, 2007 with Kevin Lee playing LIVE In-Studio

Download a video of Kevin on BKSG Live in the studio!

December 8th, 2007 with "Billboard's Guide to One Hit Wonder"
Author Wayne Jancik
(and BLKnight's Cuz!)

Da Boyz on YouTube!

Some "Best Of Bits" and a DEMO for
Radio Station Program Directors:

http://bksgshow.com/demo


The Below Shows were originally broadcast LIVE on:

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10-27-07
The BKSG Annual Halloween Party AND 4.5 Year Anniversary Show all rolled into a special 4 hour length (In two, 2-Hour segmants). Our new internern "Sparky" was in good form and THREE new Rex Ungericht Paradies, featuring the 4 year BKSG Anniversary Song!
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Cable/DSL>>
10-20-07
BLKnight and Squire G in the Berwyn Mega-Plex Studio, with Lineman 12k. Jay calls in and the debut of our new radio Intern, "Sparky." Da Boyz worked out campagn slogans with... Yo Mama...
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06-30-07
The BKSG 2nd Annual Outdoor Pool Party. BLKnight,. Squire G and Jay Capone LIVE at a listener's (Lineman 12kv) Back Yard Pool Party!
Dial-Up>>
Cable/DSL>>

May 12 th, 2007

As heard LIVE on iRadioActive.net

The Return of Kevin Lee!
Playing LIVE in the studio from his new CD: "Flip the Switch!"

www.kevinleeonline.com

www.myspace.com/kevinleeband

Hear the show live each Saturday on iRadioActive.net at 11am to 2pm CENTRAL!

Mar 10 th, 2007

As heard LIVE on iRadioActive.net

BLKnight and Squire G LIVE in the Berwyn Mega-Plex Studios for Talk, tunez and fun. Callers galore.. and more!

 

 

Hear the show live each Saturday on iRadioActive.net at 11am to 2pm CENTRAL!


Feb 24th, 2007

The Debut show LIVE on iRadioActive.net

Yes the return to the roots of the BKSG show. BLKnight and Squire G LIVE in the Berwyn Mega-Plex Studios for Talk, tunez and fun. Callers galore.. and more!

 

 

Hear the show live each Saturday on iRadioActive.net at 11am to 2pm CENTRAL!

 

The following shows were heard LIVE on CFXR Net Radio.
(NOTE: CFXR Net Radio has now become two separate stations :
Club FX Radio and Back Spin Radio)

Date
Guest/Topic
Feb 17th 2007
No Show

Feb 10th 2007
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Feb 3rd 2007

The Go-Bears Mash-Up Show!

LIVE from the Mega Plex Studio BLKnight and Squire G! Mashs... and Moshes... and Hotchie Coo! Phones too!

Jan 27th 2007
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Jan 20th 2007

BKSG Live Show, from the LIVE Studio, in LIVE Berwyn with a LIVE BLKnight and a LIVE Squire G with a LIVE Phone Jay... Featuring the LIVEly art of conversatiom.. LIVE jokes... LIVE Calls... and LIVE News stories.. all LIVE

Jan 13th
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Jan 6th
2007




The Black Knight/Squire G First Live Show of 2007

Brian Vike calls in as well as our friend across the pond, DJ Dave.
Plus other tasty tidbits
(in fact, try the new Cheddar Cheese Tidbits
for a great snack)
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Believe it or not................LISTENER MAIL:

Dear Blacknight and Squire G,
When I listen to you guys I don't have
a care in the world..
-Mary Lee Weerollalong

Dear Black and Squire:
I've got a wart. Is there a natural supplement
I can take for it?
-Herb Balremedy

Hi Guys:
I heard duct tape removes warts.
Try it, I'm pretty knowledgeable when
it come to removing growths.
-Lance Boyle

Hey You Two:
Just another one of your fans
from Kansas checking in.
-Carrie Onmywaywerdson

To The BKSG Show,
Help!!! I need to hear some
Beatle tunes on your show...
HEEEEEEELP!!.
-Ida Needsumboddieshelp

To Black & Squire,
Did ya ever notice when some guy doesn't
know another guys name, he's call him Ace
or Champ or Buddy or Guy...
-Nick Names

To Whom It May Concern,
What's wrong with being called
"Buddy" or "Guy"
-Buddy Guy

Hey Everyone,
All I can say is I'm glad I use it.
I wish everybody did.
-Di Alsoap

2006 Shows
You will need either Real Player or an Alternative to listen on show below.
Dec 30th
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Dec 23rd

LIVE!

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The Black Knight/Squire G 2006 Christmas Show.

With Cherokee Leather and Don Candu.
Also, the Christmas song parodies of Rex Ungericht...

IT WAS A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL, IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT!

With Christmas over, the volume of Christmas mail
(packages, cards, etc.) has slowed down a bit.
So it look's like we're finally getting our stuff
..........................LISTENER MAIL:

Blacknight and Squire G:
Where has the Listener Mail been?
What ja do? Run outta funny names or something.
I got such a deal for you.....
funny names for Christmas letters.
Beth Layhem, Chris Macetree, Cy Lintnite,
Frank N. Sense. I'll sell these to ya cheap.
I gots lot's more...gimme a call.
-Sasha Deel

To BKSG Listeners:
For someone special on your Christmas
list, make Him or Her a Christmas Wreath
made out of 100 Dollar bills. They'll be
thrilled!!
-Aretha Franklins

Merry Christmas to One and All:
Great Christmas Show you guys! We, here at the
Christmas Club of America, enjoyed it very much.
-CCA Members:

Chet Nutz, Roe Stein, Ana Openfire, Jack Frost, Nipsey Natyurnose, Yul Tide, Carol Sabeyansung, Betty Choir, Ann Folks, Drake Stup, Lyle "Ed" Skimoz, Everett Boddienosa, Turk Keyan, Sam Mistletoe, Hal Patoomake, Darcy Sonbrite, Ty Nee, Todd Swith, Thor Eyes, Al Aglow, Will Finet, Harve Doo, Sal Leaptonite, Dana That, Cyn Taas, Anna Swayhees, Bea Wringing, Lotta Toyz, Anne Goodys, Ana Slay, Ann Everee, Moe Therschild, Sid Gonnahspie, Tootsie F. Raindeer, Willie Knows, Howell Toofly, Sue Irma Offeringniss, Sam Pillfraystoo, Kit Safrom, Juan Toonine, Dee Tu, Aldo Itz, Ben Sed, Manny Times, Minnie Whays, Maury Chris Mistooyu

Dec 16th
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Dec 9th
2006

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BKSG LIVE
Pre-Christmas Party, Party Show!

BLKnight, Squire G and Jay Capone LIVE
in the Studio with Holiday mashups and more!

Nov 18,
Nov 25
&
Dec 2nd
BKSG Retro-Run Shows

Nov 11th
2006

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BKSG LIVE Show!

BLKnight and Da Squire LIVE!

"Karaoke" with Cher-e-o-kee Leather!

Rex Ungericht Xmas Parody!

And... well... you'll just have to listen!

Nov 4th
2006

BKSG Retro-Run Show

Oct 28th
2006

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The Special Halloween Extravaganza Show featured:
Cherokee Leather
Don Candu
Sick Phone Jay
Black Knight
Squire G
We celebrated the one year anniversary of the "Whacko The Clown" song

A new Rex Ungericht parody debuted about the everlasting feud between chatroom guests Lineman kv and RacerX.

And lo and behold the saga continued as the real RacerX showed up with the wife of Lineman kv (Mrs. Lineman kv) LIIIIIVE!! IN THE STUDIO! Eventually Lineman kv made it to the studio to try and win his wife back.... Because it was Halloween we got letters from the Dead Letter Office...LISTENER MAIL:

To BKSG Show,
I listened to the show.I'm not partial to either party of the feud,
but, I can't believe what a wuss Lineman is.
-Ray Sirex

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
Wow! What a wuss that Lineman kv is.
-Mrs Lineman kv

Hi Guys,
With the drama between RacerX, Lineman kv and his wife, your
Halloween show was like a soap opera.
-Guy Dinglight

BK and SG,
Different kind of show this week. It was like
listening to a soap opera.
-Alma Children

Black and Squire G,
Are you guys broadcasting soap operas now?
"Like Sands though an hourglass....."
-Daisy Ourlives

Sirs,
Listened to the show here on the base.
Definitely soap opera.
-General Hospital

To Black and Squire,
You guys doing a soap opera now?
-Ossie Worldturns

Hola Amigos,
You should not do soap opera shows.
-Juan Lifetolive

Hi Boys,
We're big fans of the radio show but not big
fans of soap operas.
-Dee Young / Andy Restless

To BLK and SG,
Can let everyone know in advance when Mrs Line kv will be back on.
-Not Jay Capone (honest ..it really isn't...it must be somebody posing as m
e)

Oct 21th
2006

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Goliath (Jim Conk) from Ivisit,
Friend of the BKSG Show
Passed on: Oct 15th, 2006 :-(

http://www.ivisit.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=459

The Boys talk about Goliath, played an on-air segment by him and some songs he liked.

Oct 14th
2006

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Another action-packed, fun-filled, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE show with Black Knight,Squire G, and Jay Capone. Listener Lineman 12kv checks in as well as England's DJ Dave.

Something wasn't quite right so we had to doctor up ...
LISTENER MAIL

Dear Black Knight, Squire G, and Jay Capone:
I heard your show. And you guys want to professionally
broadcast on the air??? .....GET REAL!!!
-Dr. Phil

To BKSG Show:
Help me please. My friend Matt put me in jail
just because I played with his kitty.
-Doc Adams

To Black and Squire,
If you're down I'll pick you up.
Take a drink from my special cup.
-Dr. Robert

Bwanas,
Ooo eee ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.
Ooo eee ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.
-The Witch Doctor

Gentlemen,
When you "presume" something ...you make a pre out of u and me.
-Dr. Livingston

Black Knight and Squire G,
There should be a day off of work where everyone could salute those men and women who are doctors and surgeons. I'm not sure what you'd call it though.
-Doc Holliday

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
I wish my "doctor, doctor...." would have given me the news alot earlier.
-Robert Palmer

Hi Guys,
My favorite actress is Linda Gray who played "Sue Ellen" on Dallas. Being a doctor I'd really like to get my hands on Grey's Anatomy.
-Doc Octopus

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
Yes it's true. I was Rodney Dangerfield's proctologist. He was not the best looking guy in the world. To this day, I'm still sorry I stuck my finger in his... mouth.
-Dr. Vinny Boombotz

Black and Squire,
Sometimes your show isn't all that funny...and that
makes me angry. Please don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
-Dr. Bruce Banner

Oct 7th
2006

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Not much space to list everything that went on,
suffice to say "it was the usual antics with Black,
Squire, and Capone and a new Rex Ungericht parody


HAY!, we're horsing around with ..LISTENER MAIL


Dear Black, Squire, and Capone:
I consider you three my friends...yes you are my buds.
It's too bad you buds aren't wiser.
-Clyde Stale

To the BKSG Show:
I figured out how I'll meet you guys. I'll put a trunk
outside your studio and mark it "Broadcast Equipment".
Then I'll hide in it. When you see it and drag it in, I'll
pop out. Bet no one's ever thought of that.
-Troy Jenhorse

To Black and Squire,
Where's a good place to keep horses?
-Horst Talls

Black Knight and Squire G,
I was so worried. I thought my friend had a bad horseback riding accident
when she said she had to scrape Ol' Paint off the wall, Turns out that
she's just remodeling her apartment.
-Paula Meeno

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
You probably know what you call a horse with wings. But what do
you call a dog with wings? Give up ...Linda McCartney LOLOLOL.
- Peg Gasis

Gentlemen,
I'm shocked. First of all that joke above is so old that...well it's just old.
Secondly I don't thinks it's funny or proper to make fun of Linda
McCartney (God rest her soul). At least you bumpkins didn't make
fun of Paul's ex-wife, Heather
- Peg Legg

Hi Guys,
I've heard Roy Rogers was good at math. Especially
Triggernometry.
- Mr. Ed the Talking Horse

To B and G,
Horse stuff ...huh? Whatever you do don't
tarnish the name of Silver.
-Francis the Talking Mule

Gents,
"I know the animals...Are laughing at us
They don't even know...What a joke is
I won't follow...Animal's advice
I don't care...If they're laughing at us."
- David Byrne the Talking Head

Dear Black and G !!!
Sorry I couldn't listen to the show last week. I wasn't feeling well
Seems I fell asleep in a stable and woke up a little hoarse.
-C. Biscuit

Black and Squire,
It's been a bad day. I just flew in from FILLY. The plane was delayed, FOAL weather
due to REIN. Then a guy stopped me to ask my opinion for a GALLOP pole then I
got into my MUSTANG and skidded into a PINTO. A PINTO by my house...there
goes the NAYborhood.
-Horace Sisass

Sept 30th 2006

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The Fabulous "End Of September Show"!!!
DJ Quick....................................In da house
Live Jay Capone........................In da house
Cherokee Leather singing.........In da house
Squire G..................................... In da house
Black Knight...............................In da house

Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, so on and so forth....
ya hadda be there.

Letters, we get letters, we get stacks and stacks of letters
LISTENER MAIL

Hi Guys,
I'm one of your Southern listeners. All I can say is
Hooray..........Hooray.
- Cyrus I. Wasindixy

To Black and Squire,
Thanks for hiring me as your new intern.
You guys seemed surprised when
I took off my hat.. and said "Imagine that...
me working for you..."
- Cy Signeverywharasign

Black Knight and Squire G,
We hope you two never go off the air. We've
decided if that day should ever come, life would
not be worth living and we would end it all.
-Sue/Cy Pact

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
I couldn't help but overhear the previous letter.
Have them get in touch with me.
-Cy Annyde

Gentlemen,
In the words of Blue Oyster Cult
"Don't fear the Reaper"
-Cyrus McCormick

Dear Black and G !!!
Apples...I need apples...lots and lots
of apples. Please send as many apples as
you can to the Applehaus in Long Grove, Illinois
-Cy Durr

Hi Guys,
Cy Durr...whatta name. Speaking of cider, there's this place
by me that has the best apple cider..Dickens Farmstand.
It's suppose to be especially good HOT! My girlfriend says she
really loves a hot Dickens cider.
-Dirk Diggler


To B and G,
Thanks for visiting me the other day. I'm not
sure when you two are visiting again, but please forgive
me if I don't keep an eye out for you.
- Cy Klopps

(Some Pics from the show!)

Sept 23rd 2006

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This show was actually broadcast LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! Live Jay wasn't there but Phone Jay was. Da boys had a mini tribute to Steve Irwin, played a couple of tunes from Herb Eimerman's new CD Just Barely Famous, experimented with medicinal coffee, and reported on a new medical transplant procedure with "tongue in cheek" humor.... actually that's "cheeks in cheek" humor (ya gotta listen).

We need to catch up on.........LISTENER MAIL

Hey Dudes,
Next time I'm in your neck of the woods let's say we do some drinking and cause a little ruckus. We'll go out and paint the town red!
-Sherwin Williams

Hi Guys,
I'd like to join in on the ruckus but I don't think I could keep up. I'm no rock and roller, so I'll have to brush you guys off. Besides, it's starting to get cold out, and being a little thinner, I'd have to wear two coats.
-Benjamin Moore

To Black and Squire,
Thanks for the "Get Well" card. I'm sleeping better now and generally feeling really good about ..well just about everything.
-Sarah Tonin

Black Knight and Squire G,
You guys worry too much about the future of your show. Relax....whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see.
-Kay Sirahsirah

To the Two Radio Bastards
Thought you'd get rid of me didn't you!!!!! You string me along, and then fling me away...........but I keep coming back, don't I.
-Duncan Yoyo

Dear Black and G,
Want do you guys need? Anything...l got it all. Cheap too! Make a list, let me know......
-Sam Sklub

To B and G,
The first two "paint" letters were ha ha ha so funny...NOT! Listener Mail sucks.
-Russ Toleeum

Sept 16th 2006

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RePlays! Jay Capone's AND
Don Candu's First Shows!

The hard working, Dynamic Duo of Talk Radio, BLKnight and Squire are off.... So... we will re-air Bits from Jay Capone's First Show June 21st 2003 AND Don Candu's First Show Nov 15th 2003! PLUS a visit The Late Great Brian "Elvis" Hermann!

Hear the Boyz as the Primeval Soup for the Current BKSG Show Configuration forms before your eyes! (I mean... ears... ;)

(Note: these two vintage BKSG Show were NOT available in the Archives until now!)

Sept 9th 2006

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RePlay! @ 2004 Houby Day Fest!
AND Aunt Obbies LIVE Remotes!

The hard working, Dynamic Duo of Talk Radio, BLKnight and Squire are off to (try and)\have fun.... So... we will re-air Bits from the Oct 2nd, 2004 LIVE appearence of the BKSG Show at Berwyn's Houby Day Festival!

Also... BKSG appeared LIVE at Aunt Obbies Nov 13th, 2004. Included this week is Bits from that Live Remote Broadcast as well!

(Note: these two vintage BKSG Show were NOT available in the Archives until now!)

Sept 2nd 2006

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Back in the Studio, Da BLKnight and Da Squire G LIVE!

With guests Tom Foolery, Roland Doobies and Sori Sods... we have several Rex Ungericht diddies!

Aug 26th 2006

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BKSG Show LIVE at W.H.A.R.F. 2006!

The second appearance of Da Boyz at the Waukegan Harbor Arts and Recreation Festival... Kevin and Don Candu played LIVE... and many people joined in on the fun!

However, due to technical dificulties, some much of the show was lost :( What we have is about one hour reconstructed.

Aug 19th 2006

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Da Squire was arrested... Jay Capone Lost an arm... and BLKnight left alone to reak havoc on an unsuspecting audience...

When Da BLKnight go solo, it is a special LIVE Only show.. but we do have a segmant here for fun.. Also, check out CFXR for the COMPLETE RePlay of the live show!

Aug 12th 2006

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LIIIIIIIIIIVE from beautiful downtown Berwyn, Illinois.... it was another edition of the Black Knight and Squire G show with (via phone) long lost,part time, hardly seen, co-host, Jay Capone. Also via phone, Don Candu...and a new tune from Tracy Lundgren...and....when Black says the show is heard world wide and beyond..... he's not kidding. It seems many listeners in IVisit spotted a visitor from Beyond listening right along side DJ Dave from England!! And don't forget BKSG merchandise at CafePress.com (extra freight charge for listeners from Beyond)

"I'm gonna write you a letter
So much for the better
And if it goes my way
I'll have you running back to me...." LISTENER MAIL:
The Letter Song
Music and Lyrics by Tyler Hilton

Hey Guys!!!,
We love listening to your show. Whether at home or
working out or boxing at the gym, we love you guys!
-Rose Sisared
-Violet Zarblu
-Sugar "Ray" Sweet
-Ann Soaru

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
We're students from DeVry Tech. Lately we've notice you're having
technical problems with the show. Let us know if you need any help.
-Mike Fawlty
-Constance Humm
-Lou Swires
-Les Voltage

Gents!!
This in not the last time you'll hear from me......
-Toby Continued

Gents!!
Me neither!!
-Darryl B. Moreticome

Hi Black and G,
Why won't you guys interview me. I swear I'll behave myself
-Lou Scannon

Hi Guys,
Just to let you know the letter last week from "Jacob Pone" wasn't
from me......and.......er....this one's not from me either.
-Not Jay Capone

Aug 5th 2006

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SIZE MATTERS
That's why it was a big, long one. ........Show, that is. Seven and a half hours of pure listening pleasure. Of course, as usual, you had to be LIIIIIIIIIIVE to hear the whole thing. All kinds of stuff including new tunes from the Vinyl Kings, and calls from listeners, old friends, former guests, etc. including a call from part time host Jay Capone....

"Take a letter Maria....Address to my wife...Say I won't be coming home.... I'm gonna start a new life....Take a letter Maria"....and send it to LISTENER MAIL:

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
You two should be performing in Vegas like me!
- Celine Dion

BK SG!
Sometimes you two guys act a little stuffy.
- Celine Nasalspray

Hi Black and G,
You two have your ups and downs and the humor seems to
come in waves.
- Celine Sailingoverthebountymain

Say Guys!
Say.... how about someone move their head in the IVist camera.
Seems you two are always blocked ........
- Celine Oversoicansee

Gentleman,
I'm not too big a fan of your "pretend Jay" character.
- Jacob Pone

July 29th 2006

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A BIG Show........so BIG, in fact, Black and Squire needed 2 more hours to get through it. But....alas.....you had to be there for the 2 hour bonus. Just another reason to listen LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!! Don Candu joined the boys in the studio (why were they falling apart)........(who writes this #!$#%)... along with non-guest star, "pretend" Jay. A couple of Kevin Lee song parodies (by the soon-to-be-famous Rex Ungericht) were attempted by the boys along with phone calls, wacky banter, unwacky banter, and semi-wanky banter.

" On a day like today - We passed the time away- Writing love letters in the sand. How you laughed when I cried - Each time I saw the tide - Take our love letters..." TO LISTENER MAIL:

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
Would you guys be interested in a friendly game of poker?
-Tex S. Holdem

BK SG!
Poker????....we don't even know her.
-Jackson Queens, Joe Kerr

Hi Black and G,
Actually, a good card game sounds great. But Leather and Lace would win. With Black, Squire and Jay she'd have 3 of of kind in addition to her pair!
-Phil House

Hey Guys!
Put up or shut up. Come on. Let's play........
-Auntie Up

To All Concerned
Yes, yes, yes!!! Let's get this game going.
-Dee L. Decards

Gentlemen,
I'm opening a celebrity poker club. I've asked Neil Diamond, David Spade and Mary Hart to join the Club. So far I've got Ace Frehley, Larry King, & Queen Latifah. Also Jack Black and Jack Nicholson will be there there the first night. I felt they'd be better to open.
-Roy L. Flush

Hello BlackKnight and Squire G,
I swear I'm just into women...no men!!! I'm a "straight" flush kinda guy.
-Male Gigolo...Deuce Swild

July 22nd
2006

Da Squire and Da Jay are at the Ren-Fair..
And Da BLKnight is left alone to play!

It is DJ BLKnight, spinnin da tunz... just like the old days! But, is it not archived (Thank the DMCA) and was live and now gone...

See.. sometimes ya just gotta be there...

July 15th 2006

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The POOL PARTY show!!!!!!
The HOTTEST SHOW of the year!!!!

Literally..... it was the hottest show....in the nineties, and with the Heat Index, well over a hundred. It was also a funny show...... ninety on the Laugh-O-Meter and with the Alcohol Index, well over a hundred.

One of BKSG listeners, Lineman12kv (fully recovered from his attempt at ending it all by jumping off his roof) and his wife (Mrs. Lineman12kv), threw a great pool party. Great food, great drinks and great entertainment (hey, that would be the BKSG show with Jay Capone)

One word of advice....don't try to play pool in a pool..............your balls will get wet.

Give me a ticket for an airplane, ain't got time to take a fast train ..... Lonely days are gone, I'm a going home My baby she wrote me a letter ....... and sent it to LISTENER MAIL:

To Black and Squire
Keep on truckin'
-Peter Spilt

Dear Black Knight and Squire G
Keep on trunkin'
-Dumbo the Elephant

HI Guys!
Keep on trickin'
- Amber Candipants

Black Knight and Squire G
Keep on trankin'
-Dr. Feelgood

Hey Guys,
Keep on trackin'
-Phil Spector

To The BKSG Show
Keep on twinkin'
-Level One Sorceress with 2 Stones of Jordan

Dear Black Knight and Squire G
Keep on Trekkin'
-DJ Leonard Nimoy (yes, I'm now a Spock Jock)

July 8th 2006

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BLKnight and Da Squire LIVE in da Berwyn MegaPlex!

July 1st 2006

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Canada Day, Independance Day Weekend, Michael Sunanda on Primal Screams, NEW Rex Ungericht Parody Song, New Keven Lee song played... Hot Chic DJ Sunni Daez (pronounced DAY-ez) calls in... Not-As-Hot, Non-Chic DJ Quick calls in with PARTY PLANS!...um.. what else... oh yea... what's-their-names... BLKnight and Squire G LIVE in the studio!

June 24th 2006

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The REALLY BIG 6/24/06 show
Black, Squire and the REAL Jay Capone live in the studio.
And a new Rex Ungericht parody . ..this one about Planet X!!!
And the REAL Jay Capone live in the studio........
And a sad "Truck Tale" by the Black Knight.....
And the REAL Jay Capone live in the studio......
BKSG and IVisit mugs....CafePress.....Goliath .....
And the REAL Jay Capone live in the studio........

I gave a letter to the postman..... He put it in his sack.......Bright and early next morning.......it was in LISTENER MAIL (w/the REAL Jay Capone live in the studio)


To Black and Squire,
Was that the realJay Capone live in the studio?
- The Real McCoy

To BK and SG,
I'm your biggest fan. I know what you guys are doing at all times....... I have ways.
- Peeping Tom

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
When I tune you guys in, I have a hard time hearing you.
- Wet Willie

HI Guys!
Whenever you need a third person gimme a call. I'll be there as soon as you hang up.
- Johnny On-The-Spot

Hey Guys,
I'm having a hard time believing that was the real Jay in the studio.
- Doubting Thomas

Black Knight and Squire G,
I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I couldn't sit still when I heard that the REAL Jay was on the show.
- Nervous Nellie

Dear Black Knight and Squire G.,
It's only a matter of time when you have more electrical problems, more equipment explodes, Rex runs out of parodies, Quick fires you guys, Planet X hits, Lou will be back, ...etc. .......just a matter of time ..........and then it all goes to Hell
- Gloomy Gus

2 bleck nite ant Squg g,
its nnot funnie wen J maks fun of short buss .
- Simple Simon

June 17th 2006

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The BIG 6/17/06 show
Black, Squire and a little bit of "phone"Jay and some "phone"Goliath !!! ALSO...A Rex Ungericht parody!!!! Yes this week's show was electric
(well....there was some....) You could feel the electricity in the air (actually not all that much.....) About midway things really started to heat up (air conditioning wasn't working that well with the brown outs.....) Watt's that you say...you're shocked at our current situation.... Not to worry. The BKSG Show is investing in gas powered microphones.

Please mister postman look and see....... If there's a letter......a letter for me ... in....LISTENER MAIL:

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
Do you guys get a lot of letters? What do you do with them? Do you save them? If so, how many do you have? I save all of mine. So far I have 26.
-Al Fabet

HI Guys!!
I can't believe it!!! I just found out that "The Boss", yes, that's right, Bruce Springsteen himself......wrote a song about ME!!!! Little ole MEEEE!!!.......I just moved to the US and all I can say is.....whatta great country!!!!
-Bjorn Toorun

To BK and SG,
Just a random thought.
You say Too-May-Toe, I say To-Mah-Toe.. What makes the world a very interesting place? ....Our differences.
-Dewey Chizone

Hey Guys,
What's with the valet parking letters? You guys getting a kickback from Disney's "Cars" movie?
-Otto Mobile

To Black and Squire,
I prefer to park my own hunk of junk.
-Rusty Fender

Black Knight and Squire G,
I should be your parking valet. I believe I have a better valet parking name.
-Parker Kar

June 10th 2006

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And yes..... once again in the studio, Black Knight, Squire G and, out of the three Jays (Live, "phone" and "pretend"), we had "phone" Jay and "pretend" Jay... If you know what "phone" Jay's magic word was, urine good company....I mean.......you're in good company. We also got calls from Goliath, and Demon Spawn (or is it Demon's Pawn???) and talked about all kinds of things.

Gonna write a little letter, gonna mail it to my local DJ (s)...
Listener Mail:

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
It'll be a cold day in Hell before I ever listen to you two.
-Jan U. Wary

BK SG!
Love you guys, love Black Knights voice. When I hear it I get wet
-April Showers

Hi Black and G,
I'm a big fan and I'm here for you guys. If you ever find yourselves in trouble I'll help. Just yell out my name and I'll be there
-May Day

Dear Black and Squire,
Me too! I can help, I've got two strong arms, I can help It would sure do me good to do you good, Let me help.
-Billy Swan

Hey Black and Squire,
I hate to bug you and be a pest but me and Hildegard (my aunt) want to know where our autographed pics of you two are.
-June Bugg, Aunt Hil

Mmmmmmm Stud muffins,
I'm really HOT! I'll be seeing you both in a few weeks. And yes....there will be plenty of banging.
-Jewel Lyeforth

Hi Guys,
My letter's here because my name is the last one to deal with a month. Sorry I couldn't be funnier.
-Dee Sember

Hello BlackKnight and Squire G,
I believe I'd make a better parking valet then that Rex guy.
Your guests autos would be a lot safer with me.
-Carl Arm

June 3rd 2006

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Once again in the studio, Black Knight, Squire G and "pretend" Jay. A new parody by Rex Ungericht was featured. A goodtime was had by all. "pretend" Jay said he learned a lot from the master of radio comedy and was humbled by the experience of working with the Black Knight.

Oh...and the postman rang the doorbell (he always rings twice) and dropped off some Listener Mail:

Dear Black Knight and Squire G,
I hope Jay takes all the joking in stride. I'd hate to be listening and then
have a fight break out. Believe me, I know what it's like when some guys are
just having fun playng a game or something...and then a fight breaks out
.
-Stanley Cup

BK SG!
Help!!! I'm being abused by my boyfriend.
First he comes up to the house singing "I wish I were in Dixie, Hooray Hooray"
Then he comes through the door, uses me and when he's done, he just tosses me aside.

-Dixie Cup

Hi Black and G,
I'm not one of your biggest fans but I hope to be someday.
Anyway, if you ever need an exciting guest on your show,
you should interview my sister Dee.
She's quite a handful.

-Bea Cup

Hello BlackKnight and Squire G,
First off, sorry my last name is not Cup to go with your Cup bit.
But seriously during your party show your guest had to park their own
vehicles. You need valet parking for the BKSG Studio Megaplex, and
I'm just the guy you need to initiate it. I can supply references.

-Rex Carrs

May 27 th 2006

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BLK Squire and Don Candu in the studio and Jay on the phone!

May 20 th 2006

~3.5 hours

An unEdited, commercial-free broadcast of the BKSG 3rd Anniversary Party that twas taped on May 13th from 8pm-12am Central as it happened.

There will be no archive posted.
It is one of those... you hadda be dere... moments
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There was some video and pics taken.. Check back as some of those will be posted here.

May 13 th 2006

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The BKSG 3rd Anniversay Pre-Party Show!

w/Jay Capone, DJ Quick and DJ Heff

Da Boyz get "tuned up" for the party later that night!

May 6 th 2006

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"From the people who brought you absolutely nothing before" -.Punctuality (1998)
 
 Black Knight and Squire G.... back in the studio.

 "Enter the gateway to hell and meet the men who call it home."....Farm: Angola, USA, The (1998)

For a 3rd week in row,&hellip. but without Jay.
 
";Sometimes you just have to get away!" -New Wave (1997)
 "Write a Story, Get a Camera, Make a Movie" -.Flick (2000)


Leaving Black and Squire G alone;

";The only thing they can count on is each other." -Flight of the Intruder (1990)
 
with Cherokee Leather
 
"One girl. Two guys. Three possibilities." -Threesome (1994)
 
Just kiddingI   Actually if you listen closely, you can kinda hear Jay in the background. He was in awe of the broadcasting brilliance radiating from the BLKnight of Talk Radio.

 "The more he watched... The more he wanted." - Night Eyes Three (1993)
 "Sometimes you find your heroes in the most unlikely places." - Unstrung Heroes (1995)

 

April 29th 2006

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"They're back...again" - Poltergeist III (1988)

with a special Karaoke show...

"Greatest musical show ever to thrill your heart!" - For Me and My Gal (1942)

"A musical meteor of songs, comedy and romance!" - Big Broadcast of 1936, The (1936)

"They sing. They dance. They suck" - Can't Stop Dancing (1999)

with the Black Knight and Squire G

"The two most gorgeous humans you've ever beheld - caressed by soft tropic winds - tossed by the tides of love!" - Bahama Passage (1941)

Two men chasing dreams of glory!- Chariots of Fire (1981)

"Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous." - Almost Heroes (1998)

and Jay Capone

;Banned in 46 Countries!; - Faces of Death (1978)

He's whatever scares you the most. - Fear, The (1995)

Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight - Gremlins (1984)

so..

For those who like to laugh and sing when tears get in their eyes! - Bottoms Up (1934)

Relive the songs. Relive the romance. Relive the music. Relive the drama. Relive the magic.; - Camelot (1967)

with Black, Squire, and Jay.

“Three inseparable buddies separated by blackmail, love, and a hundred thousand dollars.” - Entrepreneurs, The (2000)

“Don't pet them.” - Fierce Creatures (1997)

April 22nd 2006

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After 3 weeks away....

"They're back..." -Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

"You'll never laugh as long and as loud again as long as you live! The laughs come so fast and so furious you'll wish it would end before you collapse!" - Modern Times (1936)

"EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT! It's Terrific!" -Citizen Kane (1941)

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl." -Wayne's World (1992)

Da boys talk about George Takei, Captain Sulu of Star Trek, among other things....

"Man is the warmest place to hide." -The Thing (1982)

"The greatest fairy tale never told." -Shrek (2001)

and TruckTales with the Black Knight

"Black, bold and bloody mean!" -Truck Turner (1974

April 15th
2006
No Live Show: Best of BKSG!